DOM&TOM

Presenting the third in our series of Dom & Tom profiles: a 10-question interview filled with "only the most essential information" about each of us. Read on as we dive headfirst into this enlightening cross-examination of none other than Mike the Junior Developer.

DOM & TOM PROFILE #3: Mike Else, Junior Developer at D&T Chicago

Question #1 What super-powers allowed you access to the secret lair of D&T Chicago Office - ominously named "FORGE"?
I know Dan [Costalis, Senior Developer of D&T Chicago].

#2 What are you doing here? I mean, it's cool, but really, what are you doing here?
The stuff that Dan doesn't have the time or motivation to do... provided it lies within my skill set. So like... backing up gigantic RAR series files onto 5" floppy disks.

#3 If you threw a party and could invite anyone, who's coming to the party?
I don't have any friends.

#4 If you were a mythical animal, would you be a Lyger or a Brontosaurus?
Leslie Nielsen.

#5 Name your fav ice cream flavor.
Neopolitan... or "white trash ice cream" as I've been told.

#6 If your life was a movie, what genre would it be? (romantic comedy, horror, documentary, etc)
Corporate Retail Orientation Video.

#7 What's the most competitive boardgame ever?
Math.

#8 Water Parks or Amusement Parks?
Industrial Parks.

#9 How powerful are Fortune Cookies in your decision-making process?
I wasn't allowed to have fortune cookies when I was young – my family considered it witchcraft. My grandparents would just clip old "Dear Abby" responses and wrap them around my toothbrush.

#10 What is the best way you get your news?
I'm a dangerously big fan of Glenn Beck.